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standup comedian. author. actor.
August 23, 2018
I'm thinking about starting a podcast about the science behind sex. I'll call it "Sex Cells." Get it?
Oh thanks, Vladi.
A conversation I had today:
Me: "I procrastinated writing my book today."
Friend: "How did you fill the time instead?"
Me: "I wrote an 800 word erotic l...
August 20, 2018
A voice echoes. It calls from the caverns of my brain. I used to let it own me; it was much louder then
April 16, 2018
This story lives in a land of castles...
... sometime in the not too distant future.
The royalty in this story are not...
March 20, 2018
This. Is. Shit.
But I posted it.
Stay tuned for a new wave of regularly scheduled blog.
I am ever-evolving.
January 24, 2018
the NEW sleeping beauty.