"Are you coming out to me right now?" you ask.
"No, I wouldn't fuck her. I would taint her..." I cover my mouth after I hear my own accidental pun. You laugh at how much I surprised me. I continue. "Plus, I'm not into women. Or guys for that matter. I think Mathew Broderick's character in the movie War Games said it best.... the only way to win is to not play."
For more info on #writeNovember, check out this facebook invitation, started by Mishka Shubaly.
