I'm thinking about starting a podcast about the science behind sex. I'll call it "Sex Cells." Get it?
Oh thanks, Vladi.
A conversation I had today:
Me: "I procrastinated writing my book today."
Friend: "How did you fill the time instead?"
Me: "I wrote an 800 word erotic lead in to a sexual encounter about a guy I've never had sex with."
Friend: "Will you share it with me?"
OH SURE. I'LL SHARE IT WITH EVERYBODY. Cuz why not? Anyone who is holding anyone else accountable for the fact that they have regular, run of the mill, consensual, non-statutory sex should get fired from whatever they're doing for being TOO square.
I ain't fu*king, so everyone else might as well enjoy the fun bits I remember of it. This shit's the softest thing around, aside from Donald Trump's half-empty roll of nickels.
Big ol' Kim likes the flaccid Trump joke.
Anyway. Story to be found below. Like... far below.... I don't want my family to have to see this. They're supportive and all, but **it's okay to click away now, mom.**
The Moments Before
It's been too long since I last saw you, but the last time I did lingers in my brain. It hangs in the air around me so thick I could swim in it. I wonder if anyone else smells my lust. I close my eyes and remember that night.
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Your hands slither around my waist. They reach my low back, and gently push my hips into yours. I close my eyes as our lips meet. There's a hint of sour candy flavoring as I get lost in your kiss, your strong sculpted arms, your hot-tight embrace. I couldn't leave if I wanted to, but why would I? You've enveloped me. Your body feels so strong and firm and solid around my softened curves, and I feel your tongue in me. Hopefully it's not the only thing of yours that my body gets to drink up.
Your tongue slides around my lips. Our saliva swirls, but the moisture in our mouths is no match for the wetness building below. I can feel my tight cave getting hot for you. Hot and gushing, it prepares to take you in, the way my mouth has been so lucky.
You break your lips from mine. My pulse is pounding now. My lower lips throb too. Did you hear my excitement? Did you feel it? While my thoughts begin to spiral, your hand sneaks its way to my left breast and you expose it to the chill in the air. My nipple stands tall and tender. It is as erect as a feel you are on my hip. You dive for it-- and your hot breath only excites it more. You suck and tease with a little nibble from your teeth that sends uncontrollable shivers down my spine and I can't help but moan.
Mmmm
You take this as a cue to move up to my neck. You bury your face in it as you taste my skin. I can't breathe. I'm so far gone. My knees weaken as you trace trace my collar bone with your tongue. I'm falling. My eyes roll back. My head follows.
~~~
You feel my fingers arch and grip your back. My back arches to gasp for breath. I'm so humid between my legs for you, my panties feel soaked through. You feel my hips thrust into you, aching for you, and you think about the puddle gathering. I kiss you again, it's a firm kiss and our tongues dance and ride each other, and you wonder what my other inside feels like. I reach down and start feeling for you, on the outside of your pants. You can see a moment in my eyes, I'm a little intimidated. You know you're big. You wonder how wet you're going to have to get me before I can take all of you inside. You wonder if I'll let you, but our bodies don't give you long to wonder.
As we stand, interlocked, I take your hand, and slide it up my thigh. You graze my skin as I guide you higher, and then inward. I take your hand between my thighs and you can feel the heat. I feel you pulse through your pants and kiss you harder. I pull you in tight as you slide your fingers through the leg hole of my shorts. You don't even have to stick your fingers underneath my panties to know the work you've done is paying off. You can feel the geyser you've triggered. You can feel the hunger in my kisses, and feel the tremor in me as you dash one finger inside.
Ohhhh
You've done a good job. You can tell I'm almost ready.
~~~
You take your hand away and see my eyes panic at the removal. But you know what you are doing. You put your hands on my hips and spin me around so my back is to you. You yank my hips back into you so you know I can feel you. You keep my ass close to you with your left hand and our hips start moving together. Your other hand crawls up, under my shirt and under my bra, and you squeeze. My head falls to one side and you seize the opportunity to suck and nibble on my neck.
"Hold on," I whisper. I lean forward a little bit and feel you begin to loosen your grip. I stop. "You can keep my ass though." You see a smirk break at the corner of my lips. I put both your hands on my hips and arch my ass back into you. You lick your lips as you imagine what that's going to feel like without clothes. While you're imagining my hole, I take my tank and bra off. I lift one of your hands to my tit, and you squeeze again once, before you spin me around and back me toward your bed.
You see me lick and bite my lip. It's almost time.
~~~
