• Jaqi Furback

Top 10 ways to know your Bodega guy is the one


1. He smiles at you every morning.

2. He reminds you how pretty you are.

3. He only creeps you out a little.

4. He gets excited to see you with other dudes cuz it means he's got a chance.

5. He is eager to make you breakfast in a "if I can't be inside you something I make will be" kind of way.

6. He makes you breakfast and that's enough to forgive the creep.

7. I said he makes you breakfast!

8. BREAKFAST.

9. BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. HE MAKES YOU SO MUCH BREAKFAST! ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? WHAT KIND OF HIGH STANDARDS LADY ARE YOU TO NOT SEE HE'S THE GODDAM PERFECT MAN?! WILL YOU FREAKING PROPOSE ALREADY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On second though, maybe I'm lonely.

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